Wipe your hands shake it off, then you stand.
Posted 1 hour ago

joshsux:

Do you ever just jiggle your butt

64,646 notes + 5 hours ago

Residents invited me to a house party and it took everything in me not to go. I think my priorities are straight. Or I’m boring. Either or.

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obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

THANK YOU

263,648 notes + 2 days ago

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Who am I kidding, I’ll always wait for you.

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itslatingirl:

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danpintilini:

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gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thats crazy
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idkwatthefak:

My fuckin cat everybody,  Sometimes I can’t even